**WARNING: I will be throwing ALOT of shade at 50 Shades of Grey**
I absolutely HATE 50 Shades of Grey. And I guess you could say it’s with a passion because I will pretty much rant about if I get the chance. I haven’t put my rant into writing yet, and thought I would tell you what I hate about this series.
The stupid characters
Ana has an inner goddess, whoop-dee-doo. Her inner goddess is obviously dumb as hell if she gets excited about creepy Christian Grey controlling her life. Ana is in a constant state of wonder with her “oh” and “oh my” which you never ever forget because these words are on each page about 60 freakin times. Christian’s family are rich and pretentious because they eat animals instead of humans…sorry wrong (ish) story!
The stupid plot
Wait! Is there a plot? I’m actually not sure because it gets lost in all the oh’s and inner goddess somersaulting. And the sex, which is nothing to rant about really, is just super detailed and a 5 minute sex-scene goes for 10 pages…borrring!
To make things WORSE E.L James thought she’d not only torture us with one stupid book, she brought out another two. And it’s just even more downhill from there. Stalking! Sexual harassment! General creepiness! And no, I’m not just talking about Christian. We get to meet some more super pleasant characters such as Ana’s boss and Christian’s ex. I don’t remember their names. I’m actually surprised I even remember Ana and Christian’s name.
I don’t hate her personally but I hate her writing and how she has made money off fanfiction of a story that wasn’t even great to begin with. I hate how she is probably one of the worst writers and she’s a freakin millionaire, when there are way more deserving writers out there with sooo much more talent. I hate she is now even richer because her stupid books were turned into stupid movies.
There, I said it. I wish I never had to think of these terrible books again, however it looks like we will be getting constant reminders as the next 2 movies come out over the next 10 years. Whyyyyy 😭😭
Do you hate these books as much as me? Please share, I need to know I’m not alone in this one.